Happy Thanksgiving bitches,

Im just chillin at myhouse with my sisters and some family members and i really am posting! Arent you proud!? The last few months have been pretty cool. Nothing extremly bad has happend and ive made a lot of new friends. A bunch of my homies from hawaii are prolly gonna come ova tonight and have some fun wit me and i look forward to that. Prolly just play some billiadz and watch a movie or something. Tomorow hopefully will be the haight with my  mujer and saturday is moscone for the car show.

Time for my story:

I am at Stanford mall with my friends Russ and Phil, its probly about 530 or so and i am babysitting my friend Eric's dog, Shane. Im in the staford track store with Russ, while Phil is gettin his hair cut. I look arround and see the stickers indicating size on the different sweatshirts. I steal one of the XXLarge ones and strategically place it on my crotch. I walk up to Russ laughing and pointing. I drop them off at their hotel and proceed over to erics where im going to feed his dog. Im going 40ish on a 25 mph street and suddenly i see lights. Some cop on his motorcycle has caught me. I swear, pull over, turn off my neon lights and turn the car off. "Lisence and Registration please". I hand him my papers. He looks at them, looks at me and asks me where I live, to verify my lisence or something. I reply...He looks at my crotch, notices the sticker that I have forgotten about looks at me and laughs. he walks back to his motorcycle and writes me a warning. Thank god for my stupidy for forgetting, it probly would have been a ticket, otherwise.

Jack

Currently Playing School of Rock By Various Artists see related

OMFG IM POSTING

Basics
Your gender:: male
Straight/Gay/Bi:: straight
Single?: no
Do you want to be?: no
Birthdate:: 9/8/88
Your age:: 15....soooo close
Age you act:: somewhere between 3 and 7
Age you wish you were:: umm...6
Your height:: 6'1''
Eye Color:: bluish green and 1/4 brown in the left one
Happy with it?: fo sho
Hair color:: brown
Happy with it?: fo shizzle
Lefty/Righty/ambidextrous:: im left handed
Your living arrangement:: umm in a house...with claire, ellen, my mom, daddykins and my aminals
Your family:: parents, 2 sisters, pets
Have any pets?: yea! George..aka G-UNIT my cat and Teddy and Tucker my doggies
What's your job?: im a bell boy
Piercings?: nope
Tattoos?: no
Obsessions?: i like pez and my cat and i really like to cook and sing
Addictions?: fruit leather is so damn good
Do you speak another language?: i can sorta speak choppy french
Have a favorite quote?: Hot like a kettle when the pedal hit the metal...i dunno....its not what drives you, its what you drive...friends dont let friends drive stock

Deep Thoughts about life and you in it
Do you live in the moment?: sometimes
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: hmm...eveyrones a little bit racist..
Do you have secrets?: of course
Do you hate yourself?: how could anyone hate me?
Do you like your handwriting?: no
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Jack: What a silly albino black man...
What's your biggest fear?: SNAKES OMFG
Can you sing?: everyone can sing...
Do you ever pretend to be someone else to look cool?: eh?
Are you loner?: no
What are your #1 priorities in life?: hmm...the bitches and the hos? i dunno
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?:fa shizzle
Are you a daredevil?: no.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: i take stuff too seriously sometimes
Are you passive or agressive?: you say tomatoe i say tomatoe
Do you have a journal?: no, no, no, no, no
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: im so damn sexified...umm i have a weakness for aminals? and i a strength in car knowledge....? shut up eric.
If you could change on thing about yourself, what would it be?: i would be less cautious
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: ok
Do you think life has been good so far?: hell ya
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: i like cars and women?
What do you like the most about your body?: umm duh? the enormous size of my dong?...i dunno i like my nose haha
And least?: small hands
Do you think you are good looking?: sometimes
Are you confident?: yeah 
What is the fictional character you are most like?: Heath Ledger from  A Knights Tale
Are you perceived wrongly?: sometimes
Do You...
Smoke?: no
Do drugs?: no
Read the newspaper?: sometimes
Pray?: no
Go to church?: no
Talk to strangers who IM you?: NO
Sleep with stuffed animals?: of course..sheepy for life 
Take walks in the rain?: sometimes
Talk to people even though you hate them?: not so much
Drive?: permit yes liscence in one week
Like to drive fast?: *orgasms*
Would or Have you ever...
Liked your voice?: yes
Hurt yourself?: yeah
Been out of the country?: yes
Eaten something that made other people sick?: no
Been in love?: yes
Done drugs?: no
Gone skinny dipping?: yes
Had a medical emergency?: no
Had surgery?: no
Ran away from home?: no
Played strip poker?:yea
Gotten beaten up?: yes
Beaten someone up?: yes
Been picked on?: yes
Been on stage?: yes
Slept outdoors?: yes
Thought about suicide?: no
Pulled an all nighter?: yes
If yes, what is your record?: 7 times? record for what?
Gone one day without food?: yea
Talked on the phone all night?: yes
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: no
Slept all day?: yes
Killed someone?: no
Made out with a stranger?: no
Had sex with a stranger?: no
Thought you're going crazy?: i am crazy
Kissed the same sex?: no
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: no
Been betrayed?: yes
Had a dream that came true?: all the times
Broken the law?: yes
Met a famous person?: yea
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: by accident..no... on purpose...lol
On purpose?: yes
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: yes
Stolen anything?: from friends not from stores
Been on radio/tv?; yup
Had a nervous breakdown?: no
Bungee jumped?: no
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yes

Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: ya
Miracles?: no
Astrology?: no
God?: no
Satan?: no
Santa?: yeah...otherwise Rudolph would be out of the job..
Love at first sight?: nah
Ying and yang ( that good can't exist w/o bad)?: yes
Witches?: yes
Easter bunny?: no
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: yes
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: umm no
Do you wish on stars?: yes

Friends
Do you have an gay/lesbian friends?: yes
Who is your best friend?: Spencer
Who's the one person that know most about you?: Lauren
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given you?: See Jack, when you try you do much better..
Who's your longest known friend?: spencer
Newest?: hmm maggie? i dunno
Shyest?: spencer
Funniest?: oh dan...so witty
Sweetest?: charm
Closest?: spencer
Weirdest?: hmm ellie
Smartest?: maddy o lauren
Dtiziest?: maddy
Most creative?: lauren
Friends you miss being close to the most?: all of them
Last person you talked to online?: Lauren
Who do you talk to most online?: Toby
Who are you on the phone with most?:Lauren
who do you trust most?: sarah, caroline, spencer, toby
who listens to your problems?: caroline or sarah
Who do you fight most with?: Lauren
Who's the nicest?: Jel
Who's the most outgoing?: Ben
Who's the best singer?: me
Who's on your shit-list?: a lot of people
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: mebe...jk
Who's your second family?: laurens family? i dunno
Do you always feel understood?: no
Who's your loudest friend?: Ben
Do you trust others easily?: yea
Who's house were you last at?: Laurens
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: Laureo
Do your friends know you?: yes
Friend that lives farthest away: umm hannah or something id unno

Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: no
What do you find romantic?: someone who makes me feel comfortable being myself
Turn-on?: pretty eyes
Turn-off?: ugly people..stupid people...people who have nothing to say
First Kiss?: no comment...my sisters will read this
If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you, how would you feel?: bad
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?: yea
Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out: no,
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: no
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: someone as fine as me? shit..
What is best about the opposite sex?: they're eyes,and the badunkadunk
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: PMS
What's the last present someone gave you?: umm dunno
Are you in love?: ya
Do you consider your significant other hot?: oh yes. oh yes.

Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: dunno
You wanted to kill?: claire or ellen
That you laughed at?: claire
That laughed at you?: claire
That turned you on?: Lauren?
You went shopping with?: Sarah and Evelyn
That broke your heart?: Lauren
To disappoint you?: Eric from soccer..
To ask you out?: sisters..
To make you cry?: Sam packard punched me in the balls really hard
To brighten up your day?: Lauren! or George
That you thought about?: George
You saw a movie with?: Lauren
You talked to through IM/ICQ::Emily
You lost?: dunno Ben? but hes back

Right at this moment...
Are you going out?: no
Will it be with your significant other?: no
Or some random person?: no
What are you wearing right now?: a t-shirt and shorts
Body part you're touching right now: giggity giggity giggity
What are you worried about right now?:summer reading
What book are you reading?: Petit Prince


what's on your mousepad?: Kona Village
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: Tired, Happy, Satisfied, Full, Warm
Are you bored?: no..
Are you tired?: yes
Are you talking to anyone online?: yes
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: no

Hey there. I figured id post for once cuz people wanted me to. Life is pretty good these days and i dont have anything thats is really bad to complain about. Im definitly the luckiest person in the world and im really blessed to have friends as good as all of you. Ive been sorta busy lately but having a lot of fun. Ive been doing stuff almost every weekend and its been very fun. i have one story to tell but not much else to say....so anyways Graham, Josh and i had to the school wide pic. We figured wed spice it up a little and flash a little ish. So we get out like 10 dollars in ones and fan it out. The hawk eyed photographer saw us after a few shots and said, "HEY! You guys with the money! Put it down!" It was funny as hell....im done for now ill se what i can do for yall later

Jack